joke post

first one is a base on a song ^^:
this morning, a rabbit, killed a hunter.but what isn't said is that with the decline of the gun, the rabbit has finally crashed against a tree.

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

its the story of a blonde girl who looks at TV a show about ice fishing.finding that hobbyist, the blonde decide to go to the ice fishing, once she arrive,raise her tool and dig a hole into the ice before launching the fishing line. after a minute she hears a voice saying: "there are no fish here lady", then the blonde asks herself , and answer " god is that you?" the voice replie" no bitch, its the director of the rink, now get out of here "

Awesome idea, fun for all

but im gonna be a stick in the mud,

Just reminding everyone to keep these jokes clean, my delete button is ready for action!

Hey so this is a 'clean' dirty joke, lemme know fear if this is too much so I know going ahead and can delete this one if its unacceptable:

A horse and a chicken are playing in a field. The horse falls into a mudhole and start sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mudhole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

hehe lol fear , say it before deleting cause european joke and american, and elglish, and spanish are very differents, cause for exemple in france we have a lots of joke on blonde girl, belgium, ...^^
ok just for more fun , we can also copy link to video , go see those:

another one :
a bank employee receives a phone call from his ife who lost her credit card.
alarmed, the employee model consultele card statement, but decided not to oppose... the thief was spending less than his wife!

bahahahaha nice one fear! I feel the last one all too well!

Hehe mors fun on the forum

In fact i m lucky that kaido doesn t co on the forum i post only joke on woman^^

Technology for Country Folk.

1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.

5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

Mom tomatoes, daddy tomato and small tomato cross the road, but small tomato drags a little, a car arrives and crushed, and the father said come on ketchup

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It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

Masks may not be worn in public.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

hehe very good^^, i ve another one on the tomatoes,

how does the gardener to have red tomatoes?

every morning he goes before them and drop his pants, then the tomatoes are embarrassed and blush ^^

some guys reallly have time to do something useless, like this guys on the video, really stupid ( more fun on the DW joke post xD)

here are the best comedy of jeff duhnam